[nylug-talk] My PC laptop dies. I am having to use a Mac.

[Ron Guerin]

H. G. wrote:
> On 10/21/07, Jay Sulzberger <jays at panix.com> wrote:
>> In my limited experience, yes, Apple Computer Company's OSes are
>> hard to use.  Apple OS systematically misarranges the screen as
>> soon as the user tries to run anything.  Perhaps a shell in an
>> xterm is exempt from this bizarre disablement.  The window
>> manager is also, in parts, exquisitely tender.  The strip of
>> tissue that runs along the bottom of the screen, swells and
>> pulsates like an aneurysm about to blow, whenever you just touch
>> it.
> 
> 
> I can honestly say that that is *the* most "unique" way that I've ever
> heard it described.

No one can out-do Jay, but this is what always comes to mind for me:
http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/applesecx.jpg

WARNING: Contains no actual Goatse.

- Ron